Research Findings of a PhD

Will you every believe that the following are research findings of a PhD

How are Mountains BUILT?
You see small small rocks on the road right. When you take all rocks of mediumly bigger size and join them with Fevicol and keep on adding rocks, you ending up BUILDING a Mountain. That is how mountains are formed (rather built)

You know how to get Butter Milk from Curd….But how to get Curd from Butter Milk?
You would have seen an electric mesh that is used on Curd to make it become more liquid and it becomes butter milk. But if you can get a machine that does the reverse operation of that, then you would end up getting Curd from Butter Milk.

Before this electric gadget, in our house we used to have “Mathu” for “Kadanchufying thayir”. When mathu is moved in one direction, thayir becomes Moru and in the same way when it is moved in opposite direction, Moru would BECOME thayir.

How will Shopkeeper give Rs. 5/- back?
Very first time, when he went for purchasing something from nearby shop, he bought something and gave 10 ruppee note to the shop keeper. The cost was 5 ruppees. He confidentally thought that the shop keeper now would tear the 10 ruppee note into two and give back one half. But unfortunately, he gave another note of 5 ruppees. He then though, mummy would scold him, but she did not. He understood, there is something fishy in that.

This person after Ph.D went on to become a great person.

Wondering, who is this person………………………

Its none other than MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. When I was young (even now, I am young, but when I was less than 10 years) I always thought this is how Mountains are BUILT, and no one knew how to make CURD out of BUTTER MILK, like ME.

But, you never knew me, doing my PhD right. I am PhD (Passed Highschool with Difficulty ).

When I was discussing these childhood belief with my friend. He said something funny as well. When he was having lunch with his friends in the school, they saw few Flights and his friend said, all these flights are my Fathers. In the evening my friend reached house and Cried a lot and when asked the reason he had said to his parents “My friend’s father is having 3 flights with him, now you go and buy at least 3 flights for me and come “

Similary, you should also be having such small crazy thoughts / ideas right. Share it